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Sunday, January 30, 2011

#52 Well Underway and First Alternate Done!

The first tier of the retaining wall, with Nicholas' help, is pretty much done.  With any luck this will keep our fruit trees from washing off down the hill.  Unfortunately, I can't completely check this one off because we have at least two more tiers to go.

We finished in time to mix up a pitcher of celebratory Margarita's and kick back for a bit.

Tee arrived from NoCal shortly thereafter and we settled on a trip to Aiyara for a dinner of Thai food.  This place has very excellent food (not to mention a cool elephant fountain), but whenever I've been there previously you could have herded elephants through the dining room without trampling anyone.  Last night the place was packed.  Turns out that Saturday is $12 Chang Beer Tower night.  Seemed like a stupid concept to me, but apparently it is striking a chord with Temeculans.

Sadly, I gave Tee a taste of my Massaman Curry w/ Mock Chicken.  Tee, as it turns out, does not have much experience with spicy food and I had ordered this SPICY.  It took an assortment of remedies before she was fully recovered from the burn.

On another note, the first item on my waiting/alternate Gumbilist is done.  Inspired by John Goodman's character in Always (at least I think that's where I saw this) I tried to eat a Twinkie with a straw.  This is easier said than done.  I tried warming the Twinkie in the microwave for a few seconds to get the creamy filling flowing.  Bad idea, because I think warming actually brings out the full flavor of all the nasty chemicals.  This is not something I'll be repeating, but at least when asked I can hold my head high and say that, "Why yes, I have eaten a Twinkie with a straw."


Oh, and again, the obligatory Leo shot, "Lusting for Twinkie!"

Friday, January 28, 2011

OMG, #20 - Strong Ales

I totally forgot to check this one off.  Monday night at 7:00PM, Nicholas and I attended "Strong Ales" at the Stone Brewing Company in beautiful Escondido.  Strong Ales is one of many classes in Stone's Beer University, the tickets to which were Nicholas' Christmas present to his father.

Naturally, since I needed to be in Escondido at 7:00, my meeting at work ran late and I didn't get out of Riverside until 5:15.  Google Maps would have us believe that Toro, Riverside to Stone Brewing, by way of our house, is a 1 hour 40 minutes drive time.  Worse during the evening commute, of course.

I phoned Nick and told him to be standing by with a sammich of some kind, since I wouldn't have time to eat before the class.  With much cursing at the opposing drivers I was home by something like twenty past six.  Peed, grabbed my sandwich (OK, I washed my hands first) and then back in the car and on the road.

Amazingly enough, we were in the door at Stone with almost 10 minutes to spare.

We really did not know at all what we were getting into.  We were like, "Do you think we should run to the bar and grab a beer on the way in?"  But we bypassed the bar and got in line for the class.

Turned out that when we got into the "classroom" which is just the upstairs part of their restaurant, there were long tables set up in a big "U" around the perimeter of the room.  There were chairs and settings for probably 50 people.  There were platters of assorted cheese and baskets of flatbread/crackery sort of things.  A couple of snifters and a water glass at each seat.

As it turned out this was a tasting of and PowerPoint presentation on the several styles of beers chosen to represent the broad range of strong ales.  Our instructor for the evening was "Dr." Bill Sysak, Beverage Supervisor and Certified Cicerone, Stone Brewing World Bistro & Gardens.  Here we have one interesting dude!  (A cicerone, in case you don't want to drill into the hyperlink, is a beer sommelier - thats sommelier like the wine steward, not Somali, like the east African pirates.)

Anway, who knew.

The lecture/tasting included all of the following.  BTW, I'm not going to recount a lot of detail from the lecture because, a) I didn't particularly good notes, b) I was really pretty much out of my element and c) if your interested you can check out the presentation yourself right here.

Sample #1
Fullers Vintage Ale 2010, 8.5% ABV in the style "Old Ale"

I vaguely recall liking this ale, but then it was the first and about the lowest ABV in the bunch; eight samples later, my recollections were becoming a little fuzzy.  The lecture notes re. Old Ales said "fruity notes are often present" and sometimes an "'old school' funk."  Of course, you could tell me a beverage had notes of black swan, yeti and mongoose sweat and I wouldn't know it from squat.  I can say it has a nice bottle.

Sample #2
Stone Lukcy Basartd, 8.5% ABV, American Strong Ale

This was my favorite, not merely because it was from Stone, but because it was the only one that was really hoppy.  Hoppier is bettier in my book.  It was also probably the only ale that I would actually drink for drinking's sake.

By that I mean that most of these have more of a strong port or brandy-like character.  You might quaff a snifter of one with some stinky cheese or some Belgian chocolates or maybe a Canary Islands cigar, since you can't get a Cuban, but you wouldn't sit down and knock back a six-pack.  You wouldn't do that with Lukcy Basartd either, but you could certainly knock back a couple.  And in case you're wondering why I keep misspelling Lucky Bastard, click here.

Sample #3
Dupont Avec Les Bons Voeux 2009, 9.5%ABV, style "Saison"

Saison/farmhouse/season ale.  The main thing I remember about this one is that Dr. Bill mentioned that back in the good old days when they started brewing this stuff the general feeling was the "Water Kills!"  So drink strong ales; sterile, reasonably well preserved by the alcohol content and pretty tasty.  What's more, fish make love in water.  Learn more at the website.


Sample #4
Dieu Du Ciel Rigor Mortis, 10.5%ABV, style  "Abt/Quad"

I can only assume that the name, Rigor Mortis, has something to do with your condition after several of these.

Sample #5
Alesmith Speedway Stout, 12%ABV, style "Imperial Stout"

This was a pretty stout stout.  Normally you get coffee flavors from all the roasted grains and what not, but in this case, the brewers actually added coffee into the mix.  It was good, but I felt like I should be having it with breakfast to kick off the day with a good caffeine rush.

Apparently there's some controversy about what "Imperial" actually means, with everyone using it for marketing whatever strong ale they happen to make.

Sample #6
J.W. Lees Harvest Ale (Aged in Port Barrels), 11.5% ABV, style "English Barley Wine"

This one, from the UK, reminded me of some of that really good scotch that's aged in port or sherry barrels.

Sample #7
Lost Abbey Angels Share 2010 Brandy Barrel, 12.5% ABV, style "American Barley Wine"

This stuff is pretty intersting and really cries out for a cigar or something.  Virtually no carbonation whatsoever, it's very much like sipping a glass of good port.  This Lost Abbey place looks to be interesting.


Sample #8
Lost Abbey Cuvee de Tomme 2011, 11.0% ABV

Bonus, there were only supposed to be seven samples, but we got an eighth, I guess because we were such good students.  I must check out more of the Lost Abbey.   Haven't tried many of their beers in the past, because they were a) expensive and b) I can't recap the bottles for my home brew.  The all have these big tops sealed with champagne corks, and they won't take a standard bottle cap.

Some of these will be good choices for aging to see how well they mature.  Problem for me is that beer seldom are aged more than a week or two.  I don't exactly have a wine cellar.

That about summed up the evening...
...at least as far as my beer drinking went.  The class ended a bit early; scheduled until 9:00 we skipped out about 8:40.  It being Stone and "Meatless Monday" we decided to have a light late dinner.  So, we got a table outside in on their terrace, Nick ordered there Ruination IPA and Cheddar Soup (along with another beer) and I the Black Bean and Tempe Chili, with a water. (Designated driver.)

The chili was the best vegetarian chili I have ever had, smothered in cheese and thrown under a broiler so it was sort of French Onion Soup-style chili.  The waitress gave us a list of the ingredients, but not the amounts and without in some cases specifics.  For instance, the menu mentions five kinds of chilis, but her ingredient list only mentioned chili powder and dried chilis.  So, some forensic analysis or reverse engineering is in order.  I tried a knock off of the recipe on Tuesday night and absolutely aced the texture.  Sadly, the flavor left a lot to be desired.  I think some of my chili powder may have been inching toward rancid or something.  Had to spike the chili with a liberal amount of agave nectar to get it back to edible.  In the end, I think it was a good experiment, so I'll just wish myself better luck next time.

All in all, it was a very nice Christmas gift.  In actual fact, in was not really a beer brewing class and as such should not count toward my list item #20, but I'm checking it off anyway on the grounds that at least now I will know what to expect when I attempt a strong ale recipe.  Wish me luck.

Sometime soon, I will have to invite you all over for some Strong Ales.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

#25 - Rhubarb Update - Are you ready for some PIE?

Quick update, the pie is almost ready.  Look at them, thrusting upward, ever upward, seeking the light.  I should plant some strawberries.

They're quite cute little rhubarbs; one is even wearing a hat.  He (or she) is still wearing his little seed pod.


Oh, BTW, someone asked about the recipe for my Quinoa and Brown Rice Tacos.  It's in my recipe blog right here.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

List Change! #27 Updated

Seems as though the logistics of stalking a celebrity might prove a little difficult, there only being 1001 days to get all this stuff done.

Consequently, #27 is now "Eat a hot dog at Pink's."  I figure Pink's is a popular spot among Hollywood celebrities, so maybe I'll at least see one there.  Probably not, since anyone above the D-list would send a studio flunky to pick up their dogs.

Oh well, I'd rather focus on the dogs anyway.

Monday, January 17, 2011

#36 - Black Bean Burger - Take Two

As Gennifer Flowers said when comparing her relationship to Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky's, "Close, but no cigar."

The second attempt at the BB Burger was significantly better than the previous attempt, but still not quite where I want it to be.  This time we tried...

Black Bean Burger Part Deux

2 cups canned Black Beans, drained and rinsed
1/4 cup Bulghur
1/2 cup Vegetable Broth
1/4 cup plus 2 Tbsps Vital Wheat Gluten
1/2 cup Bread Crumbs
2 Tbsp Herdez Salsa Casera
2 Tbsp Braggs Liquid Amino
1 Tbsp Cilantro

Boiled the vegetable stock and stirred in the bulghur.  Let the bulghur steep in the broth for 10 minutes or so.  Put most of the beans in a food processor (reserve about a quarter cup) along with the drained bulghur, gluten, bread crumbs, salsa, Braggs, cilantro and 1/4 cup of the reserved vegetable broth.  Pulse in the processor until everything is thoroughly mixed.  Add remaining beans and pulse in the processor to coarsely chop the beans.  Form dough into patties and fry in olive oil for about 4 minutes per side.

Served the burgers on sourdough with pepper jack, tomato, red onion, jalapeno, avocado, lettuce and dijon mustard.  A little cole slaw on the side.

Very good, not excellent by any means, and still a little doughy.  I believe for my next attempt I am going to substitute nutritional yeast for half the gluten, add some cayenne and maybe some smoked paprika and maybe some flax seed.  If that doesn't work, I'll probably try a little ground beef.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Another One Bites the Dust

Number 24 is history.  As of this evening, I have made corn tortillas from scratch.

Nicholas and I purchased a tortilla press at Kitchen Fantasy (they do not seem to cater to my particular fantasy, but that's another story) in Temecula.  For my first attempt, they was not without some redeeming qualities, although it would have been nice to have known WTF I was doing.  Some didn't want to come off the press so cleanly, thus the disfigured little creatures in the photo, but after some practice they started coming out pretty nicely.

The finished products were actually edible.  Gave them a short fry and converted applied them to Quinoa-and-Brown-Rice Tacos.  These I have made previously, and the fact that I've made them a second time must bode well for them.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

#25 - Rhubarb - In Progress

I received my rhubarb seeds from Amazon, so this weekend I will be starting on #25.

Rhubarb does not do well - I should say DIES - in our climate, but I have been reading a website about growing rhubarb in Texas.  Apparently there they grow rhubarb as an annual, planting from seeds at the end of the summer and harvesting in the late spring.

I am obviously getting a late start, this being late, LATE summer, but I'm forging ahead anyway.  I'm hoping to get at least a few meager stalks before they're all kilt by our blazing summer heat.

Need to find a spot indoors for them to sprout and then I'll be transplanting them into the south forty.

Wish me luck.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

#17 - Use the public library

January 6, 2010

As of this evening, I  have a card at the Temecula Public Library and checked out my first book since leaving Flagstaff in 1995.  The book in question?  "Bonk" by Mary Roach.  I just finished "Stiff" and enjoyed it so much I plan to have myself composted, assuming that Promessa has a licensee somewhere in the United States by the time that I shuffle off this mortal coil.  Who knows, I could, quite literally, be pushing up daisies.

I have "Lost Moon"  by Jim Lovell on hold, being transferred through the system to the Temcula branch, so I'm on my way to completing #16.

101 Things in 1001 Days

101 Thing to do in 1001 Days

Effective January 1, 2011, I commenced this list of the one hundred and one things to do in the next one thousand and one days.  By my reckoning (actually by the reckoning of www.timeanddate.com) 1001 days from January 1, 2011 will be September 28, 2013.

Saturday, Septemner 28, 2013!  Excellent!  Being on a Saturday, I'll be able to cram a lot of items in on the last day if I'm running late.

This all stems from the fact that over the years I have become increasingly - what's the word - boring.  I used to do some things that were kind of interested, or at least entertaining to myself; rock climbing, backpacking, skiing, waterskiing, bike riding, the occasional road trip.  Lately, between the office and the efforts to forestall the rapid decline of our homestead, all work and no play has made Jim a dull boy.

So, maybe by documenting the stuff I'd like to do and giving myself a deadline of sorts I'll be able to accomplish a few things of interest before shuffling off this mortal coil.  It won't hurt that we should have a little bump in disposable income, what with Nicholas completing his studies at UC Davis.

I'll be posting updates as I check off list items, just to keep tabs on myself.

To review the entire list, click the "The List" link in the upper right cornier of the page.

Wish me luck!